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Jokes I find funny because I am nerd:

• Thrombin Receptor Agonist Peptide: It's a TRAP!!
• Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
• Knock Knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!
• Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the bacteria go "But we're staph!!!"
• How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One to screw in the lightbulb, 4 to pull the chair out from under him.
• A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the neutrino says "It's ok, I'm just passing through."
•  René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him: "Would you like something to drink? René Descartes responds "I think not." ...and then he vanishes.
• Knock Knock. Who's there? Schrodinger's cat... or is it?
• A parasite walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here," the parasite says "Well, you're a bad host."
• If you were DNA, I'd be DNA Helicase and unzip  your genes...

It is not suprising I am single. Why attribute this to just one reason? There are so many to choose from.

This is a pic from my favourite webcomic: a softer world

Vaime.